F*cking Quitter

So, you’re leaving us? Wow. Betrayal. Just kidding… kind of.

This candle is the perfect passive-aggressive (but totally supportive) gift for the coworker who’s ditching you for "better opportunities" and "career growth" (eye roll). With a scent that’s as comforting as your soon-to-be nostalgia for office gossip, it’s a reminder that while they may have left the job, they’ll never escape the chaos of the group chat.